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every july. every fucking july this post gets reblogged to shit. why. why does this god forsaken website love egg. i gave egg a voice in 2013 and it always comes back. i try to forget egg. i bury egg as far as i can but somehow someone always finds fucking egg post. this post could be dead for months but it always managed to come back like some sort of zombie egg. enough egg. no more egg. fuck eg
I brought this up to an old lady once and she said “but it’s a single person bathroom I don’t have to share it with other people” and I was like … So are gender neutral bathrooms….
Plane toilets are also gender neutral. I never thought about it until I went in after a bloke.
My future partner: babe you can’t do this everytime I come home
Me, laying in the rose petals I put on the bed, illuminated by the candles that are their favorite scent while their bathwater runs: but I love you
Black Male version of “FUCK 👏🏿 IT 👏🏿 UP SIS, I SEE YOU SIS!!” I love it😍🤗
So remember how I bought a motion activated night light for the toilet?
Well the cats seem to have discovered it. So I went to for a late night piss and was greeted to an ominous sight
duel the guardian of the piss alter
My dash is a disaster of reblogs and I blame this comment lol
HA. Finally caught him doing it. BEHOLD! The piss guardian himself
“I AM THE PISS GUARDIAN, GUARDIAN OF THE PISS”
“PISSEIDON QUIVERS BEFORE HIM”
“PISS OFF”
